MTP4's Posts

"Carta a una amiga con un ex novio dramatico"

-Que payaso wey!
Osea,pobre.
Pero que payaso.

N.Dz.

Nacimos guapas, pero no con cédula profesional.

If she gets Simpsons Quotes She's the One!

The word avacado comes from the Aztec word ahucati which means testicle.

I'll never eat guacamole again!

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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day unless you have dinner with me.

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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

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Thank you for an AMAZING
Year.
Merry Xmas and Happy 2014!!

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Thank you for an AMAZING
Year.
Merry Xmas and Happy 2014!!

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Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

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No poder comer un sandwich sin perder la
dignidad.
#0rtho.

Estas bien empinado, bien enterrado y sigues cavando.
#O.quotes

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Estas bien empinado, bien enterrado y sigues cavando.
#O.quotes

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Let's do the rabbit thing.

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I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

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i'm so tired, i just want to sleep with you.

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If time is all I had, I'd waste it all on you.

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If time is all I had, I'd waste it all on you.

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I dont know what they are called, the spaces between seconds but I think of you always in those intervals.

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The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons
and morons.

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"no se debe confundir la verdad con la opinión de la mayoría"
Jean Cocteau

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