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humour is the shortest distance between two people

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Dear Diet,

Things are just not going to work out between us.
It's not me, it's you!
You are tasteless, boring and I can't stop cheating on you...

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Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason

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No matter how great you are, you'll always do things you'll be sorry about.

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I was born ready!

Just give me a minute...

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Get the vodka. We need to talk about feelings.

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Raspberry,
red, and purple.
I am waving my
Prince flag.

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I have a right to be wrong!

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Saving one animal won't change the world, but it will save the world for that one animal.

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It's amazing how a small, selfless act of kindness can have a ripple effect. Sometimes even a profound effect. So, let's get out there and take our world back from the haters, one act of kindness at a time, small or large.

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ugh, vending machines are so homophobic...

i'm sorry that my dollar bill was'nt straight enough for you.

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You can't always get what you don't want!

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I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

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worrying is like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain ..

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

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Problems are like washing machines. They twist us, spin us and knock us around. But in the end, we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before...;)

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I'm so far behind,
I thought
I was first.

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So,

You drive to the gym by car..

To sit on a bike?

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Some proportion to life:
Even the longest February is still shorter than all other months!

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Summer is here. I'm so excited. I wet my plants.

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nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

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Do you also think that new years parties are a conspiracy of alchohol producers?

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I am looking for people who are smarter than their phone

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I DRANK SO MUCH VODKA LAST NIGHT,
I WOKE UP WITH A RUSSIAN ACCENT.

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I DRANK SO MUCH VODKA LAST NIGHT,
I WOKE UP WITH A RUSSIAN ACCENT.

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Present is not always perfect.
usually it is simple.
but sometime it is progressive.

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When people are thrown from their home, no good is going to happen

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Life is what happen while you try to write funny text...

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Does it make sense to prefer older car just to loose less over the years?

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The way to heaven is filled with good intentions

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Wish you were ear

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Even parents can be right sometimes

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if you cannot join them - beat them

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What you see is what you set