OceanBlue's Posts

A person that always accompanies those who need company is far better than always being someone who needs company

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The master has failed more times than the student has even tried

-Unknown

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Self righteous people have to tell you about their deeds all the time

The righteous people let their deeds speak for themselves

#Righteousness, @Fionacatherine

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If you can't put yourself in other people's shoes, do you really deserve to be in your own shoes?

#life, #deep, #thought, @Fionacatherine

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We live in a world where some women are being paid for getting naked whilst others getting attacked for being covered.

Bless those poor Muslim women....

#fact, #truth, @CurrentNobody

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No matter who you are, someone somewhere WISH they have something that you already have. Such as food, or the ability to see or walk.

Be thankful and don't get sad or angry over what you lost all the time.

#Advice, #YouAreBlessed, @IAmNerdWord7, @MyM, @Sasquatchprime, @Ziya

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Don't get jealous of those who won, because we are all going to the same final destination:

Death!

#play, #Perspective

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True winning is winning after the experience of losing.

#Play

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Person 1: You haven't caught covid yet?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Even a global pandemic avoids you!

-Unknown

#Ouch, #Covid, #Funny

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The world record for the the longest fart is 2 minutes and 42 seconds.

That's ART
With an F

#Haha, #Funny

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Kindness to those who don't deserve it can give them a chance to change.

Cruelty to those who deserve it can give them no incentive to change.

#kindness, @DiamondBling, @PublicScratch

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reposted by MyM

Sometimes you can really tell how close you are to a person when you don't have to worry about letting out a huge nasty loud fart next to them.

#funny, #friends, @busylizzie

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We don't have the right to be human beings

We have the priviledge!
#WeAreAllBlessedByGod

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reposted by IAmNerdWord7

My brain grows too fast my body can't catch up

No wonder why I feel like I'm 90

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Person 1: Do you believe in Darwinism?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Because you keep going all ape shit

#Humor, #Sarcasm, #Funny, #ApeShit

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If two babies are born at the same time in two different time zones ...

Are they the same age or one of them is a day older?

Reposted from Decipher

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You can only be as happy as your saddest child

Reposted from Decipher

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When I was 5, mom taught me 'happiness' was the key to life.
In school, they asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote: "happy."
They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them they didn't understand life.
Unknown.

Reposted from Decipher

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Science is based
on "evidence"

not on "facts"

Reposted from Decipher

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Most can talk

But

Few can speak

Reposted from Decipher

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Schooling is not to increase knowledge

It's to increase stupidity tolerance level.

Reposted from Decipher

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A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool from a wise answer

Reposted from Decipher

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Many people forgot that you don't need to know a person to help them.

#Support, @DiamondBling, @busylizzie

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That feeling you get when you know you succeeded in helping someone

People need to try it sometime

#Support

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SUP' PORT

Any ships come by today?

#What’sUp, #Support

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If you want my support

Pay with kindness

#Support, @MyM

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That excruciating moment when you are too awkward to answer a call and don't decline because you don't want to be rude so you end up just waiting for the ringing to stop.

#It, #really, #do, #be, #like, #that

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If you're having a meal with me, keep your phone in your pocket and don't take it out please.

Be normal :)

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If it wasn't for the strength that my mom had that I witnessed all my life ...

I wouldn't be the person I am today.

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Why is your buttcrack vertical and not horizontal?

Because if it were,
it would go BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBBLUBBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLL

Everytime you go down a flight of stairs.

#Funny, #Jokes, #Humor, @CurrentNobody

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The world was peaceful like still quiet water on the ocean...

But people were the first to turn it into tyrranical waves.

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WHALE POOP!!!

CAN
TREMENDOUSLY REDUCE
GLOBAL WARMING!

#FunFact

#PraiseTheExcrement

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Cure for sadness?

Look at those who don't have what you have.

There's always someone going through worse.

#WeAreAllBlessed, @MyM

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When you love someone, their happiness means more to you than your own.

But a true loving person cares about others more than him or her self without having to love them.

#Love, #BlessYouAll, @MyM

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I'm living in spain but the s is silent

#DarkHumor, @petegutz2

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We are all born the same, but we all grow up different.

@MyM

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"You don't know me!"

How can I when everything you do is with a filter

#Filter, #NoFilter

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I'm exhausted of being tired cuz of being stressed from tiredness caused by exhaustion

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Nothing is like making your mom happy

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Pretending to be so cool then you realize you actually ARE awesome

@IAmNerdWord

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What's better than saying a good example?

BEING the example.

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Smartass!

When your ass is literally smarter than you.

@IAmNerdWord

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Therapist = TheRapist

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If you two are gonna argue

Wait a sec, imma go get some popcorn

@IAmNerdWord

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Two whales were having sex

As the male finished her off, the female said thank you

The male then said:
You're WhaleCUM ;)

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If you were an animal what would you be?

I bet most people would be starfishes cuz they don't have brains!

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In winter...

The sun gets colder

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No matter how much your life gets cropped...

Your heart will always make things better.

@IAmNerdWord

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I think every human is stupid

But just at a different level.

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Knowing the answer and knowing the future are two different things.

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There is a big difference between difference of opinion and intolerance.

One can disbelieve something but still promote tolerance and coexistance.

Let's not judge.

#discrimination, #Together, #Tolerance, #Coexistance, @MyM

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Sometimes it's your eyes, not your eye lids, that are barriers for you to see

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In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons.

-Herodotus

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Care about others more than yourself for at least a bit, then see what happens

Life gets better.

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