Sledge's Posts

Wife:
"I left my job today! I just couldn't work for the guy anymore, after what he said to me!"

Husband:
"What did he say that was so awful?"

Wife:
"Katy, you're fired!"

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Wife staring in mirror:
"I look old fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment!"

Husband:
"Your eyesight is damn near perfect!"

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Person: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Me: Awfully bold of you to assume I've peaked...

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Tonight's forecast:

Alcohol and mayhem, with a chance of poor decisions.

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How fast can you guess these words?

1. BOO _ S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. F _ _ K
4. P _ N _ S
5. PU _ S _
6. S _ X

Answers: 1. Books, 2. Random, 3. Fork, 4. Pants, 5. Pulse, 6. Six. You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded Freak!

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Stop thinking that you are ugly.

You are, but stop thinking about it.

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