streetmedic's Posts

Today I closed my Apple Watch "move rings" and got all my "stand hours"

through coughing fits.

Go me.

#endless

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I've had a wife, GF's, ex-es

All the girls -- even the "non-smokers" -- seem to have that "secret" pack of cigarettes they keep squirrelled away at the bottom of a purse

What's up with that, ladies? Is that a "girl's night out" thing or what?

#lies, #cigs, #whatelse?, #youcantellus

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Overheard from upstairs during packing:

A 14-year-old son: (inaudible part of an ongoing discussion about a missing of bottle body wash)

His mother: "What the hell is a 'scalp refresher?!'"

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The key to a satisfactory compromise

is ensuring all involved parties are equally dissatisfied with the outcome.

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Sign seen in a local "beach restaurant" restroom:

"PLEASE DON'T WASH THE SAND OFF YOUR FEET IN OUR SINKS

YES, WE'RE SERIOUS

THANK YOU"

#summery

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I know I have a unique and interesting background,

but it's just a Zoom filter.

#lies, @AndSheCame

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