streetmedic's Posts

We keep trying to make the world idiot-proof

and they keep inventing better idiots.

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reposted by Piapuff

If you don't find farts funny then you're a loser because you're choosing to have less joy in your life but the exact same amount of farts

#emily, #heller

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"All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone."

--Pascal

#winterblues

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Lies don't end relationships the truth does.

Reposted from schnudelhupf

#plo

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At a concert tonight:

Whatever that puddle was I just splashed through in the pavilion, I sure hope it was just pee...

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I taught my grandsons about democracy last night. I let them vote on which movie to watch and what kind of pizza to eat.
Then I ordered the pizza I wanted and watched the movie I chose because I'm the one with the money.

Reposted from Sasquatchprime

#plo

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