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A strong nation, like a strong person, can afford to be gentle, firm, thoughtful, and restrained. It can afford to extend a helping hand to others.
A weak nation, like a weak person, that must behave with bluster and boasting and rashness and other signs of insecurity.
Jimmy Carter

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A great manager isn't just luck.
They are a gift that shapes your career.

Dr Alex Young

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A job can come and go, but a life is a one-time thing.

Aaron T.

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You can't tame the Spirit
of someone who has Faith
in their veins.

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"Everything in moderation... including moderation."

Julia Child

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Choose joy and hope over fear and division

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For Boss's Day,
I bought myself a doughnut, gave myself
a hug and told myself how lucky I am to work for me.

MISSY MWAC

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Having a wall does not mean
"KEEP OUT"
it means
"Use the door!"
(come in legally)

Lifted from a post.
Keep it going.

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Don't make excuses for horrible people.

You can't put a flower in an asshole
and call it a vase.

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Living Fully. Drinking life from a fire hose.

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'God loves poor people.
That's why he made so many of them'

Abraham Lincoln

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Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

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If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.

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Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

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An angry bee is considerably faster than a John Deere
tractor.

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Hiking over age 65 is a great way to meet people.
Today I met
2 paramedics,
3 nurses,
a cardiologist & almost met Jesus!

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"GOD, GRANT THAT THIS TRAGIC MIDNIGHT OF MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN WILLSOON PASS AND THE BRIGHT DAYBREAK OF FREEDOM AND BROTHERHOOD WILL COME INTO BEING."

DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

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"OUR LIVES BEGIN TO END THE DAY WE BECOME SILENT ABOUT THINGS THAT MATTER"

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The great thing about solar energy is you don't have to invade another country to get it.

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The day I can shout,
"Where's my phone?"
and it replies,

"Down here in the couch!"

Then I'll believe it is truly smart.

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THINGS NOBODY SAID IN THE 1970s

"I lost my phone"

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Christmas is here.

Let hope in.

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No religion in the world is greater than kindness. No scripture is deeper than compassion. No ritual is holier than love.

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As the years pass the more I realize the greatest gift I ever got was how I was raised and who raised me.

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UNLIKE
POLITICIANS,
NURSES NEED TO BE QUALIFIED

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Criticism is something you
can easily avoid by
saying nothing,
doing nothing, &
being nothing.

Aristotle

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Today I saw a woman talking to her cat as if her cat really understood her.

I told my dog when we got home...we both had a good laugh.

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I'm at the age where I don't correct my autocorrect anymore.

If I text you "let's meef fo lunvh" that's your puzzle to solve now.

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SO, I GOT ON MY BATHROOM SCALE THIS MORNING & LET ME TELL YOU, THE FULL ARMOR OF GOD IS HEAVY HALLELUJAH!

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I'm so old, I remember one bathroom for the whole family, a phone on the wall, no internet, and a TV with rabbit ears and just three channels.
And we still made it!

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The existence of biscuits, as well as triscuits implies there is not only a monscuit, but possibly a quadriscuit.
It is to this that I will dedicate my remaining years to discovering and documenting.

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I like to think outside of the quadrilateral
parallelogram

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I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I DON'T END UP SAYING,
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?"
EVERY TIME I LEAVE MY HOUSE.

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de duobus malis, minus est semper eligenoum

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Have you ever had one of those days when you are holding a stick and everyone looks like a piñata?

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Never forget your fire. Your purpose. The reason that you're here. Even when things get tough & times get difficult. Tap into your loving heart & that wild imagination. Use your gifts & talents to make a positive impact on the world around you. Tap back into your unique energy & full power.

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You can be a kind person and still:
• say no.
• prioritize your needs.
• set boundaries.
• disagree with people.
• be honest.
• challenge poor behavior.
• walk away from toxic environments.
• make mistakes.
• stand up for yourself.

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We hurt our own feelings by thinking we mean more to people than we really do.

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This quote changed my life:

"You are not healing to be able to handle trauma, pain, anxiety, or depression.

You are used to those.
You are healing to be able to handle joy to accept happiness back into your life."

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Negativity is contagious.
Unhappiness is contagious.
Fear is contagious.
But so is happiness.
So is optimism.
So is love.
Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you.
Strive to be a reflection of what you want to receive.

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A person who complains about fact-checking is called a liar.

John Pavlovitz

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FORGIVE YOURSELF
and stop dwelling on everything you think you could have done better.
The past is behind you, and it can only control you if you let it.
So let go of what you should have done and focus on doing the best you can going forward.
Lori Deschene

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If I admire something about someone, I tell them.
We humans are so fragile.
It's important we give people their flowers while they are still here.
Never admire quietly.

Chimamanda Adichie

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I know Facebook has never caused the lame to walk but it has sure caused the dumb to speak.

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THE EMPLOYEE SHORTAGE IS SO BAD THAT LONG HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE CAN NOW APPLY

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God heard you.

Just be patient.

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Someone also stole the police toilet. The cops have nothing to go on.

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Thieves have recently been stealing all the wheels off of police cars. The police have been working tirelessly to apprehend them.

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At the end of life,
what really matters is
not what we bought,
but what we built;
not what we got,
but what we shared;
not our competence,
but our character; and
not our success,
but our significance.
Live a life that matters.
Live a life of love.

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Very soon, you will smile and say, this is more than what I prayed for.

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1 PETER 5:10

"Yes, you will suffer for a short time. But after that, God will make everything right. He will make you strong."
If you believe God will never fail you, put

"Amen".

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"Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the world's machinery without the need of coal, oil, gas, or any other of the common fuels."

- Nikola Tesla

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I BET JELLYFISH ARE SAD THAT THERE ARE NO PEANUT BUTTER FISH

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IF A BEAR
WEARS SOCKS & SHOES
HE STILL HAS BEAR FEET!

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I wish foods were named like Cream of Wheat:
- Soup of Tomato
- Juice of Orange
- Pie of Pumpkin
- Cake of Angels
- Salad of Caesar
- Krispies of Rice
- Bread of Garlic
- Rolls of Pizza
- Streudel of Toaster
- Fries of Sweet Potato

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The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.

Plato

Who left the bag of idiots open?

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For Jesus,
there are no countries to be conquered,
no ideologies to be,
no people to be dominated.
There are only children, women and men to be loved.

Henri Nouwen

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The machines of the future will be as smart as people...

Okay, but which people?

Because that makes a huge difference.

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WHEN YOU TEAR OUT A MAN'S TONGUE, YOU ARE NOT PROVING HIM A LIAR, YOU'RE ONLY TELLING THE WORLD THAT YOU FEAR WHAT HE MIGHT SAY

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A MILLION PEOPLE CAN CALL THE MOUNTAINS FICTION, YET IT NEED NOT TROUBLE YOU AS YOU STAND ATOP THEM.

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Every ceiling fan I've ever used has 5 settings:

1 No, that's the light.
2 I think I turned it off??
3 No, it's still going.
4 Okay, it finally stopped.
5 HELICOPTER!

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If you think you're smarter than the previous generation...

50 years ago, the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.

Today, it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery!

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JAPANESE WISDOM:

If it's not yours, don't take it.

If it's not right, don't do it.

If it's not true, don't say it.

If you don't know, be quiet.

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"I THINK PEOPLE WHO USE THE WRONG WORD SHOULD HAVE THE HUMIDITY TO ADMIT IT"

The Lingwist

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For that chocolate coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick….
What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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"There are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old, bold pilots"

E. Hamilton Lee

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nobody ever understood why feet smell and noses run

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Stop taking the internet so seriously.

Most of your likes come from someone sitting on their toilet.

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My grandma used to say when you spank a child on the butt you are just moving the brains back up where they need to be.

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pobody's

nerfect

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TO MY CHILDREN:

NEVER MAKE FUN OF HAVING TO HELP ME WITH COMPUTER STUFF.

I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE A SPOON.

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LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND.

THIS IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK

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Don't be afraid to spend money on traveling.

Be afraid of growing old and realizing that the only place you ever went was to work.

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If a leader stays kind when things go bad,
you've found the right leader.

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Some of you never had to push your own car then jump in and pop the clutch....
and it shows!

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The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.

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I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. You can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however been in Sane. Without an airport, you have to be driven.
I have made several trips.

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"TO PRAY...
TO LISTEN TO THE VOICE OF THE ONE WHO
CALLS US THE
"BELOVED",
IS TO LEARN THAT THAT VOICE EXCLUDES
NO ONE."

~ HENRI NOUWEN

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My day is better when I talk to God first.

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If you are an American, your heritage is either Native American, slave, refugee or immigrant.

That's it.

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Pluto used to be the 9th planet of our solar system, until 2006 when scientists removed it from the list.

But Pluto continued to orbit the Sun as before. Pluto doesn't care what others think about it.

Be like Pluto.

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learn to do good;
seek justice;
rescue the oppressed;
defend the orphan;
plead for the widow.

Isiah 1:17 NRSVUE

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Thanks for your patience while we get our ducks in a row…

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We are not all in the same boat.

We are in the same storm.

Some have yachts.

Some have canoes.

Some are drowning.

Just be kind & help when you can.

Dameen Barr

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I DO NOT HAVE DUCKS.

I DO NOT HAVE ROWS.

I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE.

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The day the child realizes all adults are imperfect, he becomes an adolescent; the day he forgives them, he becomes an adult; and the day he forgives himself, he becomes wise.

~Alden Nowlan

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NESCITIS QVA HORA
DOMINVS VENIET

You are free to choose, but you are not free from the consequence of your choice.

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“At the end of the day, all you have to go on is your name.
Be the kind of person that when someone hears your name, they smile.”

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Truth hurts,
but lies are worse.

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The difference between humans and animals is that animals would never allow the dumbest of the herd to lead them.

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When you destroy
someone's life
with lies, take it
as a loan.
They will come
back to you
with interest.

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Years ago we were kinder.
Everybody looked out for one another.
We need to go back to that.

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My <spouse> asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening.
He laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
The Tesla laughed.

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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

The literalist takes things literally.
The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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New evidence reveals
Pythagoras wrote dozens of unhinged conspiracy theorems about triangles

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“Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.”
Here we are.

Unknown

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Civilizations walk up the stairs of greatness in bare sandals and down them in silk slippers

Unknown

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I had a job selling security alarms door to door and I was really good at it.

If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

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FROG
PARKING
ONLY

ALL OTHERS
WILL BE TOAD

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NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF
CALM DOWN
HAS ANYONE CALMED DOWN
BY BEING TOLD TO CALM DOWN

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I had the rudest, nastiest, slowest cashier today.

I guess it's my own fault for using the self-checkout lane

Life is too short to argue...
So just blame your <sibling> for everything, and move on.

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We are the ones who create the important relationships in our lives.
We choose who to be close to and how much energy to put into those connections.
Choose wisely and value them appropriately.

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GROUCHY OLD PERSON.

THE TRUTH IS.
ONCE YOU GET OLD, YOU STOP BEING POLITE & START BEING HONEST.

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"Any one who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.”

Voltaire

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We can't always choose the music life plays for us, but we can choose how we dance to it.

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Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

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It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

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Your people skills are just fine.

It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

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You don't need anger management.

You need people to stop pissing you off.

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The more I get to know people, the more I understand Why Noah only let animals on the boat.

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If my friend has $4.00 and I have $40.00, I'm buying.
If my friend has no gas and I do, l'm driving.
If my friend has nothing to drink and I do,
I'm pouring.
If my friend has no food and I have a mcchicken, we're mcsplitting it.

We lift each other up here.

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don't be the person who HAS NO GOOD PHOTOS of your big wedding BECAUSE YOU SKIMPED on the professional photographer so you could put the money
TOWARD A BIG WEDDING.

MISSY MWAC

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CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I LIKE TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY AND SUCCEEDING.
LIFE IS A JOURNEY, NOT A COMPETITION.

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People need to understand the difference between wants and needs.

I want abs but I need ice cream.

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A MILLION PEOPLE CAN CALL THE MOUNTAINS FICTION, YET IT NEED NOT TROUBLE YOU AS YOU STAND ATOP THEM.

xkcd.com/154/

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You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

ROBERT A HEINLEIN

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"If you know how difficult and long it takes some people to recover their peace of mind and happiness, you may understand why they shut all doors at any potential negativity and why they can be so selective about who they allow in their lives.”

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Six ethics of life:

Before you Pray- -Believe

Before you speak- -Listen

Before you spend- -Earn

Before you write- -Think

Before you Quit- -try

Before you Die- -Live

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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the refrigerator.

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You're not a victim for sharing your story.
You are a survivor setting the world on fire with your truth.
You never know who needs your light, your warmth, and raging courage.

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"Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."

Noam Chomsky

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"Christianity is fixated on sin, guilt, death and getting to heaven. But Jesus spoke of life, love, liberation, and the reconciliation of all things on earth. Religion is about saving your ass from the flames of hell when you die. Jesus was about awakening your heart and humanity, so you can truly live. ----Jim Palmer

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We don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
Only notes that are different can harmonize.
The same is true with people.

Steve Goodier

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WHY ASK ME TO PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH, THEN TRANSFER ME TO SOMEONE WHO BARELY SPEAKS IT ?

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The only people who deserve to be in your life next year are the one who treat you with love, kindness and total respect.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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I CHOOSE LOVE.
I CHOOSE INCLUSION.
I CHOOSE EMPATHY.
COMPASSION.
EQUALITY. DIGNITY. DIVERSITY.
I CHOOSE COMMUNITY.
KINDNESS. INTEGRITY.
HONESTY. RESPECT.
I CHOOSE JUSTICE.
I CHOOSE FACTS. PEACE.
THE PLANET.
I CHOOSE HUMANITY.
I CHOOSE LOVE.

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It's during the worst storms of your life that you will get to see the true colors of the people who say they care for you.

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The real things haven't changed. It is still best to be honest and truthful; to make the most of what we have; to be happy with simple pleasures; and have courage when things go wrong.

Laura Ingalls Wilder

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If the "Biggest Loser" show was recorded in the state of Indiana, could it have been called "The Biggest Hoosier"?

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Funny thing about getting older:

Your eyesight gets weaker but your ability to see through people's bullshit gets much better.

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Got my DNA kit & turns out I'm 86%
Danish Butter Cookie from the
Costco region

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The only people who deserve to be in your life next year are the ones who treat you with love, kindness and total respect.

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As a Burritoist I do not believe in the divinity of tacos but I do respect Tacoist beliefs and wish all Tacoists a very happy Taco Tuesday.

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Coffee is vital for survival.
Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look how that turned out.

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The greatest wealth you will ever experience in your life is having a healthy body, a peaceful mind and having the right people in your life.

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Stand with anybody that stands right. Stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.

Abraham Lincoln

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I say "try."
If we never try, we shall never succeed.

Abraham Lincoln

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Let none falter who thinks he is right.

Abraham Lincoln

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By all means don't say
"if I can,
say
"I will.”

Abraham Lincoln

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Quarrel not at all.
No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.

Abraham Lincoln

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The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.

Abraham Lincoln

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Leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today.

Abraham Lincoln

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The fact is, truth is your truest friend no matter what the circumstances are.

Abraham Lincoln

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln

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I choose to be kind
because it makes me happy.

I will defend my boundaries & my loved ones without hesitation.

Make no mistake:

I AM FIERCE.

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I can please only one person a day.

Today is not your day.

Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

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I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, BUT I PUT TOGETHER A PUZZLE IN ONE DAY AND THE BOX SAID 2-4 YEARS.

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INTEGRITY IN THE WORKPLACE IS LIKE WI-FI
EVERYONE SAYS THEY HAVE IT,
BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO FIND.

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The universe is not outside of you.

Look inside yourself.

Everything that you want, you already are.

-Rumi

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“Angels are meant to protect and guide humans along their path in life, but they arent supposed to walk that path with them.”

Belphegor to MC (Nightbringer Chapter 10-1)

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Dont forget:

You are human.
Its okay to have a melt down.
Just dont unpack and live there.
Cry it out and then refocus on where you are headed
.

Unknown

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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.

Kurt Vonnegut

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"The best revenge is massive success."

Frank Sinatra

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I don't want to party like it is 1999.
I want to go grocery shopping like it is 1999.

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Lazy is NOT a handicap.

PARK ELSEWHERE

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The only thing I want for this Christmas is for every single soul reading this to find peace, feel loved, and be healthy.

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You're getting distracted again. you have dreams to go after, NOT people to impress. Get back on track!

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The slowest thing in the world is a crackhead in a hurry

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IT SHOULDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN TO YOU FOR IT MATTER TO YOU

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Facts are to the mind what food is to the body.

Edmund Burke

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The American education system taught us the names of the three boats Columbus came on better than the tribes whose land we live on.

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Joy does not simply happen to us.
We have to choose joy, & keep choosing it every day.

Henri M Nouwen

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God's timing might be sooner than you think.

Be ready.

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Before you mock children who still believe in Santa, remember there are still adults who believe everything they read on Facebook

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you're still a good person even if you...

say no, set boundaries, disagree with people, stand up for yourself, make mistakes, have a bad day, be honest, prioritize your own needs, walk away from people, challenge poor behaviors, & protect your peace

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I'VE REACHED THAT AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT."
TO "WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.”

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Germany is now
advising people to
stock up on sausages & cheese.

This is known as the Wurst Käse scenario.

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95% of all >>unnamed vehicle<< ever built are still on the road.

The rest have arrived at their destinations

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I Came, I Saw
I Forgot What
I Was Doing.
Went Back,
Got Distracted
And Have No Idea
What's Going On.
Is This My Cup?
I Have To Pee.

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We can't always choose the music life plays for us, but we can choose how we dance to it.

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Your mind is a garden

Your thoughts are the SEEDS

You can grow flowers

Or you can grow WEEDS

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I asked a wise man,
"Tell me sir, in which field could I make a great career?"
He said with a smile,
"Be a good human being. There is a lot of opportunity in this area, and very little competition.”

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SUGAR & SPICE & EVERYTHING NICE IS SO YESTERDAY
INSTEAD BE SALTY, DEFIANT, AND EXTREMELY NONCOMPLIANT

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You have to be happy with what you have to be happy with what you have to be happy with.

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The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge, but imagination.

~Albert Einstein~

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Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one.

--Linkedin

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Trustworthy. Loyal. Helpful. Friendly. Courteous. Kind. Obedient. Cheerful. Thrifty. Brave. Clean. Reverent.

The basics:
The Boy Scouts had it right.

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I remember the old days...

When "Snap, Crackle and Pop" were sounds that came from my cereal, not my body!

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CHARACTER MATTERS
INTEGRITY MATTERS
HUMILITY MATTERS DECENCY MATTERS
KINDNESS MATTERS MORALITY MATTERS
HUMANITY MATTERS

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A LOT OF PEOPLE
JUST NEED SOMEONE
TO BE KIND TO THEM TODAY.

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Use your head for something more than a hat rack

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"When the ability to listen grows stronger than the need to be right, things begin to evolve and transform.
Fluidly. Openly.
Naturally.”

Victoria Erickson
Author, Edge of Wonder

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Be Informed.

Not Just
Opinionated.

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I yelled "COW!"
at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.
Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.

I tried.

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MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE.

IT'S MY TOLERANCE TO IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK.

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IS THERE EVER A DAY THAT MATTRESSES ARE NOT ON SALE?

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I CHECKED INTO THE HOKEY POKEY CLINIC AND
I TURNED MYSELF AROUND

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MY WIFE SAID
I NEVER LISTEN TO HER...
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

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WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?

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IF YOUR CAR IS RUNNING I'M VOTING FOR IT

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THIS IS MY STEP LADDER.

I NEVER KNEW MY REAL LADDER

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I WANT TO GROW MY OWN FOOD BUT
I CAN'T FIND BACON SEEDS

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FROG PARKING ONLY
ALL OTHERS WILL BE TOAD

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It's hard to throw stones if you're busy washing feet.

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It's okay to have an opinion.
It's okay to disagree
with someone's opinion.
It's not okay to humiliate
them because they
don't think the same
way you do.
Show some respect.
Society needs more of that.

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Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.

- Andy Stanley

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You can have my fireworks when you pry them from my cold dead fingers, which are right over there by the sidewalk.

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How sad it is believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceit;
while a tv star with decades of fraud and exhaustively documented lying are some people's only beacon of truth and honesty.

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We need to quit
looking for intelligent life on Mars and start looking for intelligent life in Washington
D.C.

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"Everybody funny.

Now you funny too."

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THE WORLD ISN'T FAIR.

BUT YOU CAN BE.

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I DANCED LIKE NO ONE WAS WATCHING

MY COURT DATE IS PENDING

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I'M SO OLD MY HIGH SCHOOL HAD A
SMOKING AREA

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Never pack a metronome in your carry- on luggage without pulling the batteries out first.
Bad scene.

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Every time you have a negative or judgmental thought today, try letting it go by thinking of something good in your life.

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It's not the fall that kills.
It's the abrupt stop at the bottom.

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A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST NEED SOMEONE TO BE KIND TO THEM
TODAY

IF I SAID I'LL FIX IT I WILL.

THERE IS NO NEED TO REMIND ME EVERY SIX MONTHS

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ROCK BOTTOM WILL TEACH YOU LESSONS THAT MOUNTAIN TOPS
NEVER WILL

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

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Mindfulness is pretty much self-imposed
timeout for adults.

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IF A BEAR
WEARS SOCKS & SHOES
HE STILL HAS BEAR FEET!

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DEAR ALGEBRA,
PLEASE STOP
ASKING US TO
FIND YOUR X.
SHE'S NEVER
COMING BACK
AND DONT ASK Y.

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Be Informed.

Not Just
Opinionated.

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PEOPLE
WRITE
CONGRATS
BECAUSE THEY
CANT SPELL CONGRAJLASHINS

EGGSACLY.

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Why do they take perfectly good news and break it?

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If you've recovered from years of addiction, you have an education that money cannot buy.
Use that knowledge and experience to teach others.
There are people you will reach that no doctor, psychiatrist,
counselor or pastor ever will.

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MINUTE AND MINUTE SHOULD NOT BE SPELLED THE SAME.

I'M NOT CONTENT WITH
THIS CONTENT.

I OBJECT TO THAT OBJECT.

I NEED TO READ
WHAT I READ AGAIN.

EXCUSE ME BUT THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR THIS.

SOMEONE SHOULD WIND THIS
UP AND THROW IT IN THE WIND.

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Tradition (n.)

Peer pressure from dead people.

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MAKE AMERICA
KIND AGAIN

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Absolutely wild that a doctor can prescribe you medicine and then the insurance company can be like,
"nah, not feeling it"

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"Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.”

- Carl Jung

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Sorry.
Your password must contain:
at least 8 characters
upper & lower case letter
a symbol or number
a hieroglyph, a haiku,
a musical note,
the feather of a hawk
and a drop of unicorn blood

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Adam & Eve: The first ones to ignore Apple terms & conditions

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What do you call someone who is happy on Monday?

Retired!!!!

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LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY,
BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS,
TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING
"HOLY SHIT...
WHAT A RIDE!"

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CALL ME CRAZY BUT I LIKE TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY & SUCCEEDING.

LIFE IS A JOURNEY.
NOT A COMPETITION.

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Wake up,

spread happiness,

and sprinkle with

positive vibes.

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My first blessing of the day:

I woke up.

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I BEFORE E

Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

Weird.

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Every storm runs out of rain.

Maya Angelou

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Give freely and become more wealthy.
Be stingy and lose everything

unknown

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METAPHORS

be with you.

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No Swimming:
Arms & Legs may pose a
choking hazard to Alligators

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My ducks are absolutely not in a row.
I don't even know where some of them are...
and I'm pretty sure one of them is a pigeon.

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Apparently
RSVP'ing to a wedding invite
"maybe next time"
is not the correct response

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What does a tree drink?

Root Beer

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I used to be
79 inches,
6ft7,
5ft19,
4ft31,
19.75 hands,
0.398 rods,
0.12 furlong,
1.1 fathoms,
201 cm, and
“about that tall” (in a hand motion)
among the many answers to ever
repeated questions.
I have now shrunken to 2.138 yards
in my now senior years.

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If you think my posts are bad, you should see some of my life choices.

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You know how every once in a while you do something and the little voice inside says,
"There. That's it.
That's why you're here."
...and you get a warm glow in your heart because you know it's true?
Do more of that.

- Unknown

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Skilled labor isn't cheap.. Cheap labor isn't skilled..
I learned that lesson today.

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Jesus loved the unnoticed, the undervalued, and the unwelcomed.
Those are the neighbors he taught about.

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"When you fuse
Christianity with power,
it isn't long before
Christians start imposing
the cross on others rather than taking it up for themselves."

- Andrew Sullivan

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be kind,
work hard,
stay humble,
smile often,
keep honest,
stay loyal,
travel when possible,
never stop learning,
be thankful always,
and love.

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HAVING ACCESS TO PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU
IS A BLESSING, NOT A THREAT.

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Si non potes legere latine non vincere debare.

DBG

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Employees do not quit jobs.
They quit low salaries, bad managers, lack of recognition, & toxic work environments.

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I am not weird.

I am gifted.

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Sorry for acting weird.

I am weird.

It will happen again.

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That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything.

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Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God..

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youll enjoy it a second time..

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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If you get to thinkin youre a person of some influence, try orderin somebody elses dog around..

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Lettin the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin it back in.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Always drink upstream from the herd.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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The biggest troublemaker youll ever have to deal with, watches
you from the mirror every mornin.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Dont interfere with somethin that aint botherin' you none.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Most of the stuff people worry about aint never gonna happen anyway.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.

Advice from an Old Hillbilly

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Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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Every path has a few puddles.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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Forgive your enemies; its what GOD says to do.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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The best sermons are lived, not preached

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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An angry bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull- strong.

Advice from An Old Hillbilly

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People will not always remember what you say or do, but they will always remember how you made them feel.

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You are not everyone's cup of tea.
And that is okay:
The world is filled with people who, no matter what you do,
no matter what you try,
will simply not like you.
But the world is also filled with people who will love you fiercely.
The ones who love you;
They are your people.
Be who you are.

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Millenial

1 3 5
|- |- |
2 4 6

anti-theft device

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Water is the most essential element of life;
because without water, you can't go fishing.

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So be not weary in well doing. While others may not apparently appreciate the efforts, so be not weary in well doing.
While others may not appreciate the efforts, man looketh on the outward appearance, God looketh on the heart.

Edgar Cayce reading 3357-1

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Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent and better-looking than those who do not;
according to a study I made up.

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"Evangelical Christianity has been hijacked by people who would have given Jesus himself the boot if he knocked on their door.”

- JIMMY CARTER

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When life shuts a door, open it again. Its a door. Thats how they work.

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Love so boldly that people feel the need to protest you

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Knowledge is strength
& strength is power
& power is electricity
& electricity is fuel
& fuel is gas
& gas makes me uncomfortable!

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the worst day fishing is better than the best day working

Dick Zenz

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"Be a light for those who lost their will to burn..."

--Unknown

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ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE, BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU'LL LOOK BACK AND REALIZE THEY WERE
THE BIG THINGS.

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NOTICE:

The patio is currently not open because it's closed.

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PLEASE RESPECT OTHERS
MUST HAVE:

PANTS UP
HOODS DOWN
SUNGLASSES OFF

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To err is human,
to forgive is divine,
to moo is bovine,
to bleat is ovine,
to oink is porcine,
to howl is lupine,
to bark is canine,
to purr is feline.

This list is asinine.

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I'm so old
I can remember when
loving your country,
respecting the flag,
and obeying the law
were considered good
character traits.

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THE DAY GOD CREATED DOGS
HE SAT DOWN AND SMILED

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"Grace and gratitude belong together like heaven and earth. Grace evokes gratitude like the voice (of) an echo. Gratitude follows grace like thunder (follows) lightning."

- Karl Barth

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You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
That's not allowed in bowling.

I know that now.

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BREAKING NEWS:

The NFL found 30 extra points for the Chiefs from mail-in touchdowns.
Chiefs win and if you question that - you're banned

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In a way,
you've already won in this world because you're the only one who can be you.

-Mr. Rogers

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Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back to life as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit on any of your containers.

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That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything

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I finally realized it!
People are prisoners of their phones.

That's why they are called cell phones!

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Walk away from people who put you down.
Walk away from fights that will never be resolved.
Walk away from trying to please people who will never see your worth.
The more you walk away from things that poison your soul, the healthier you will be.

Paulo Coelho

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When you're alone,
I will be your shadow.
When you want to cry,
I will be your shoulder.
When you need a hug,
I will be your pillow.
When you need to be happy,
I will be your smile.
but anytime you need a friend,
I will just be me.

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I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather.
I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it.

-- Mark Twain

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Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them over the horizon.

-- K.A. Arsdall

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One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.

-- Oscar Wilde

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A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something.
A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.

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Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Leo Rosten, on W.C. Fields

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You have to be happy with what you have to be happy with what you have to be happy with.

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4 PERSONS MAX

1000 KG
OR
1 HORSE
5,050 BANANAS 6,666 HENS EGGS 2,941 PIGEONS
88 HADDOCK
10,526 NICKELS

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This Year I Want to be More Like Jesus:

Hang out with sinners.
Upset religious people.
Tell stories that make people think.
Choose unpopular friends.
Be Kind, loving and merciful.
Take naps on boats.

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Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets.
We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion.
We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture.
So if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too.

The Management

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BELT.
WARBLE.
CROON.
SING.

Jim Carusos Cast Party

Don't be afraid to be or have confidence.
When you are confident you know that you can do anything.
Some people mistake confidence for cockiness and try to discourage you. Don't let them hold you back. You are stronger and smarter than they are.
Smile because there is no hurdle too big.

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Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become whiskey but didnt.

#breadisgood
#whiskeyisbetter

Stress will come and go. The best way to handle stress is to take a deep breath.
Someone or something will cause you to stress. Just remember, you are only one person, you are not perfect, and that's ok.
Smile because you are amazing.

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"You know in High School if you didn't believe in Science or History, it was just called failing.”

- Michelle Wolf

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You must always be willing to truly consider evidence that contradicts your beliefs, and admit the possibility that you may be wrong.
Intelligence isn't knowing everything, it's the ability to challenge everything you know.

A loan at a bank can take 30 years to pay off, If you rob a bank, you're out in 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.

I asked mom if I was a gifted child.
She said
“they certainly would not have paid for me.”

- Calvin

LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A
WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING
"HOLY SHIT... WHAT A
RIDE!'

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We would all be in a happier place if the forests in Canada were all pot fields.

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WITHOUT WOMEN PREACHERS, WE WOULD HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE RESURRECTION

Jürgen Moltmann

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I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.

I'm frightened of the old ones.

John Cage

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I started with nothing, and still have most of it

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It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how many times you get back up

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I'm So Old That...

I have dialed a rotary phone, listened to music off an 8-track tape, watched a black and white TV with foil on the rabbit ear antennas, and went through a whole day without taking a picture of myself.

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Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Ronald Reagan

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I forgive people but that doesn't mean I accept their behavior or trust them.
I forgive them for me, so I can let go and move on with my life.

(Thoughts Wonder)

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For once you were darkness, but now in the Lord you are light.
Live as children of light - for the fruit of the light is found in all that is good and right and true.

Ephesians 5:8-9

If a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died, what one man's life could be worth; I wonder what would happen to this world.

- Harry Chapin

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BE KIND.

EVERYONE YOU MEET IS FIGHTING A BATTLE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

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YOU ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO BE
GRATEFUL FOR

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JUST BE A GOOD PERSON.
Love who you can. HELP WHERE YOU CAN.
Give what you can.

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TALK ABOUT YOUR BLESSINGS MORE THAN YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR BURDENS.

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Do justice.

Love kindness.

Walk humbly with God.

We will not let hate win.

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You are not lost.

KEEP GOING

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Stop wondering if you're good enough.
Know you are, and start acting like it.

Simon Black

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Go into the world and do well.
More importantly go into the world and do good.

Minor Myers Jr.

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"Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble."

Rep. John Lewis (1940-2020)

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Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

-Oscar Wilde

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I won't confuse you with the facts, since you have already made up your mind.

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It takes the help of the Lord for us to be slow to get angry and to have rule over our spirit. We have discipline to do so many things, but Godliness must be first.

Proverbs 16:32

LAZY IS NOT A HANDICAP

PARK ELSEWHERE

Everybody should be quiet near a little stream and listen.

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Be bold and try something new this week!

<-SAME OLD MISTAKES

GLORIOUS NEW MISTAKES->

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We have the resources,
We have the expertise,
We have the skill, but do We have the Courage to face what must be fixed?

WATER IS THE MOST
ESSENTIAL ELEMENT OF LIFE, BECAUSE WITHOUT WATER YOU CAN'T GO FISHING.

Relying on God has to start all over everyday, as if nothing has yet been done.

Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.

Stupidity is the same.

That's why life is hard.

Jeremy Goldberg

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"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men.
True nobility lies in being superior to
your former self"

- Ernest Hemingway

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DO UNTO THOSE
DOWNSTREAM AS YOU WOULD HAVE THOSE UPSTREAM DO UNTO YOU.

-WENDELL BERRY

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Real trucks don't have spark plugs...

-Well, maybe so-

But really REAL trucks don't have
[ P ] ark

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

Your beliefs don't make you a free thinker.

The ability to change your beliefs based on new information does.

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No matter what kind of day you are having, remember that you are loved and you DO matter.

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Smile because it's contagious.

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God will always listen & love you for who you are.

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tell your cat i said pspspsps

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I do not understand why iPhone chargers are not called Apple Juice,
but OK

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The main character in my favorite book dies, but it's OK.
He comes back to life after 3 days.

I recommend it
100%!!!

You know how every once in a while you do something and the little voice inside says,
"There. That's it. That's why you're here.”
and you get a warm glow in your heart because you know it's true?
Do more of that.

- Unknown

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Am I perfect?
No.

Am I trying to do better?

Also no.

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I support a background check before the NRA is allowed to purchase a Senator.

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You either get better or you get bitter. It's simple. You either take what has been dealt to you and allow it to make you a better person, or you allow it to tear you down. The choice does not belong to fate, it belongs to you.

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I'VE REACHED THE AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT."
TO "WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS."

MOMENTS
BECOME
MEMORIES AND PEOPLE
BECOME LESSONS.
THAT'S LIFE.

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"Calling bigotry an opinion is like calling arsenic a flavor."

-Jack Cameron

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"The audience, they are not professionals.
They just love music.
It's not necessary to play over their heads to be admired."

- Les Paul

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Sometimes what didn't work out for you really worked out for you.
Read it again.

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Every culture invents the sword, fried dough, & fermentation.

There's a basic human need to stab someone & then have beer & donuts.

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Who are you not to stand in your power?
Don't you see all that has been sacrificed for you to get here?
Don't deny the world your gifts.
Don't deny the world your love.
Don't deny the world your power.

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Everything you do is
based on the choice you make.
It's not your parents, your past relationships, your job, the economy, the weather, an argument, or your age that is to blame. You and only you are responsible for every decision and choice you make. Period.

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Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.

Music is the electrical soil in which the spirit lives, thinks and invents.

- Ludwig van Beethoven

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Want To Help Bees?

Leave the Dandelions
alone this Spring.

gardeningsoul

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A garden returns 50x the investment you put into it.

Not just food, but joy, peace and a real connection with creation.

A spiritual retreat from a noisy world and hurried people.

Grow a garden.

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Thinking is difficult.
That's why most people judge."

• Carl Jung

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"The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision"

-Helen Keller

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The Earth is Art.
The photographer is only a witness.

- Yann Arthus Bertrand

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Teach like Junia
Preach like Mary
Be bold like Noah
Protect like Rahab
Scheme like Tamar
Resist like Shiphrah
Dance like Miriam
Defy like Vashti
Pray like Hannah
Lead like Esther
Risk like Ruth

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Stop being afraid of what could go wrong, and start being excited about what could go right.

Tony Robbins

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"One of the first things to learn if you want to be a contemplative is to mind your own business.
Nothing is more suspicious, in a man who seems holy, than an impatient desire to reform other men.

Thomas Merton

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I can't even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.

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The church does a terrible job with power and riches, because it was never meant to be powerful and rich.

Its' assignment is humility and service.
Kindness and welcoming.
Gentleness and love.

Go.

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Great leaders are not the best at everything.

They find people who are the best at different things and get them all on the same team.

Leadership First

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Experience is:

Recognizing a mistake when you make it
AGAIN!

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You are not everyone's cup of tea, and that is OK:
The world is filled with people who, no matter what you do, nor what you try, will simply not like you.

The world is also filled with people who will love you fiercely. The ones who love you: They are your people.
Be who you are.

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Elevator Capacity:
4 Persons MAX

1000 KG
OR
1 Horse
5,050 Bananas
6,666 Hens Eggs
2,941 Pigeons
88 Haddock
10,526 Nickels

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At the end of life, what really matters is not what we bought, but what we built; not what we got,
but what we shared; not our competence, but our character; and not our success, but our significance.
Live a life that matters.
Live a life of love.

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“The mediocre leader tells.

The good leader explains.

The superior leader demonstrates.

The great leader inspires.”

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Everyone's freaking out over the Chinese spy balloon, while 80 million Americans have TikTok on their Phones.

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It's hard to convince people that a God they can't see loves them, when a church they can see doesn't seem to like them.

John Alan Turner

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