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Jokes about Tofu are really tasteless

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The German opposite of “umfahren“ (running something over) is “umfahren“ (drive around something).

Good luck mastering this language.

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How can you have Starbucks feeling at home? Few simple steps:

1. Ask yourself your name
2. Answer “Anna“, write “Lisa“ on the cup
3. Brew a coffee.., top it with milk foam and cinnemon
4. Burn 10 €

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I dreamed I swam in a lake full of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta-sea!

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Das gefährliche an Keksen ist ja dass sie am Anfang immer ganz harmlos kucken.

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You will find me in the fool's garden, under the lemon tree

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Fahrradventil

da hat sich der Advent drin versteckt !

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Es ist schon merkwürdig.
Fängt eine Klamotte im Schrank an enger zu werden, ziehen die anderen gleich hinterher.

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