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It's a good thing
the phrase "brain drain"

doesn't refer to your throat.

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Real convesation
I overheard:

The earth is
2023 years old.

Tell me you're joking.

Why would I be joking ?
Isn't this the year 2023?

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Having a brain

can cause
brain cancer.

#brain, #cancer

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Why are there
so many 23 year olds?

Because in 1999,
people thought
the world was
going to end.

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#The, #more, #I, #know, #how, #much, #don’t, #know.

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Nobody can make you
feel worthless

when you know your worth.

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