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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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Politicians, like diapers, should be changed often, and for the same reasons...

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Relationships are harder now because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online.
Sex became easy, the word 'LOVE' gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking.
Getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option & being hurt became natural.

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Listen,
as your day unfolds:
Challenge what the future holds;
Try and keep your head up to the sky.

You gotta BE.

3

"Anybody here write for Boldomatic?"
"I write for Boldomatic, officer."
"Please come in here, sir."
I push my way through the crowd. "What seems to be the problem?"
"Couple in there, drunk on rhetoric and syllogism; arguing whether metaphor or simile is the correct way to express existential irony on Boldomatic. Neither will acquiesce, and these other people gotta sleep."
I take off my shoes and socks.
"Hey, what gives?"
" First thing we're gonna do is, we're all gonna make fists with our toes in the carpet. Best way to relax, Better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee.
" We'll see where we go from there."

3

When connections are real,
they simply never die.

4

for every snowflake that falls, there is an idiot who forgets how to drive

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a wise woman once said "fuck this shit"...

and she lived happily ever after

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