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8 beers cover the daily requirement of vitamin C.
Healthy nutrition can be so simple!

5

Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you won't win, but you can try...

24

Winning isn't everything.

Rubbing it in the face of your enemy is also very important.

28

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor

11

Relax. Nothing is under control.

12

I'm not drunk, I'm socially lubricated.

11

Everything happens for a reason.

Sometimes the reason is, you're stupid and make bad decisions.

15

Everyone has the right to be stupid,
but you're abusing the privilege

10

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Me: Same

11

Love is when you're drunk and sober calling the same woman...

20

I don't like being told what to do unless I am Naked

28

I WANT A HOT BODY BUT I ALSO WANT HOT WINGS.

9

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

10

When Im good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad,
I'm better.

10

HANGOVERS ARE TEMPORARY..
DRUNK STORIES ARE FOREVER

9

silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted...

10

I didn't mean to push all your buttons.

I was looking for 'MUTE'.

14

Beer is now cheaper than gas.

Drink.
Don't drive.

12

You're my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace.

24

Once you learn how much you're worth you'll stop giving people discounts.

20

The world is
changed by your example
not by your
opinion.

8

you can call me anything you want...

just don't call me early in the morning

12

Sometimes the best way to grow is to subtract.

12

Without a fucking monday
the week is incomplete!

7

Sometimes you have to walk away to keep the memories good

16

I'LL NEVER BE A GOOD EXAMPLE,
SO I MIGHT AS WELL BE A FABULOUS WARNING !!!

9

Life without madness is mediocrity.

12

Never Make Permanent Decisions On Temporary Feelings

9

I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

12

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

That's common sense leaving your body.

13

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face...

13

Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

8

i am so innocent, my halo is the size of a hula hoop!

20

It's all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.

9

Everything will kill you so choose something fun

15

Life is full of questions.

Idiots are full of answers.

6

Be a little strange.

It keeps the weirdos
away.

15

Same sky, different horizon.

27

The fact, that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives many people hope

10

Welcome to spring

where no matter
what jacket you pick, you're wrong.

16

We dress our best to convince other people to get naked with us...

10

and in the end,
the mess you take

is equal to the mess you make.

25

Always remember you're not worthless...
Organs are extremely expensive on the Black market.

9

Learn to find magic in the ordinary.

25

Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same.

13

If you don't have bad habits, you probably don't have character either

13

I put the fun into disfunctional member of society

14

Alone is the absence of people.

Lonely is the absence of purpose.

20

When someone treats you like they don't care, believe them.

13

Adulting is too hard. Let's play something else.

15

That sexual moaning you make when you're eating something really tasty.

25

Fire may destroy the book, but never the story.

41

When I was little I wanted to be an astronaut. Now I feel a sense of accomplishment if I make it out of bed.

20

There is no right
way to do life.

There is only
stuff that works
& stuff that
doesn't

27

'If you can't be happy at least you can be drunk'

11

I'm not a hot mess.

I'm a spicy disaster.

22

amsterdam is like the tour de france, just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes

9

Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose

13

You can be the whole package and still arrive at the wrong address.

48

According to the label of my pasta dish,
I'm 2-3 people.

14

One minute you're
young and fun.
And the next, you're
turning down the stereo
in your car to see better.

28

YOU'LL DIE OF OLD AGE...
I'LL DIE OF CLIMATE CHANGE

8

SOMETIMES I TAKE BATHS
BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO DRINK WINE IN THE SHOWER !

13

My body is a temple.

Ancient and crumbling, probably cursed
or haunted.

But still a temple.

9

Rumors are carried
by haters, spread by
fools, and accepted
by idiots.

19

we all are just a bunch of fancy monkeys

13

Like most things in life it all seems simple until you try to do it yourself.

5

Cute is cute,
there's no denying it.

7

Sweating out my last brain cell

19

Save the planet. Plant more pizza.

9

I just awesomed all over the place.

317

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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now and then it hits you and you realize how lucky you actually are

20

Only those who care about you can hear you when you're quiet.

44

Wounds licked with anger never heal right.

30

Leave a mark, not a scar.

12

Nothing is intimidating once it is familiar.

7

it might look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy

17

If you can't let your past die,
it won't let you live.

51

WE ARE DROWNING IN INFORMATION
WHILE STARVING FOR WISDOM

44

Work hard,
don't play, fail anyway

18

Yesterday is a closed door.

But sure as shit you may still learn from it.

21

It Doesn't Matter How Slow You Go As Long As You Don't Stop!

17

You're right where you're supposed to be.

19

DIVAS DON'T DO DRAMA WE DO BUSINESS.

19

Wine Gets Better With Age

I Get Better With Wine

20

I had forgotten
how good it felt,
to do absolutely
nothing.

16

I know the dangers, but I'm going out in daylight!

25

Have you heard of the library? It's like Netflix for people with intellect.

42

Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you'll need it.

42

You are more defined by what comes out of your mouth than by what goes in it

43

When the mind is blind, the eyes are useless

50

Somewhere someone out there is thinking about you and smiling.

39

we never realize how frozen we are

until someone starts to melt our ice

42

If you're not smiling you're doing it wrong

34

Fake happiness
is the worst sadness.

21

be who you want just don't forget who you are

43

Risk it all to fly or fall.

14

don't touch my soul with your dirty hands..

46

touch
me
without using
your
hands

9

I tried sleeping my way to the top but got fired for napping at my desk instead.

37

Why is it so much easier to get older than to get wiser??

10

AS LONG AS EVERYTHING
GOES MY WAY,
I'M TOTALLY FLEXIBLE.

22

Never put happiness in someone else's hands. The same goes for your fries.

30

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

17

Learn to find magic in the ordinary.

31

add me
to your
trend
list

13

YOU ARE THE RESULT OF 4 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY SUCCESS

ACT LIKE IT

25

trends are means to ends

33

I'm sure the things i do are considered 'normal' in some culture somewhere.

41

Everybody turns to stare,
on this beautiful derriere.

34

If we all gave a little extra, it would be more than enough.

52

People write because no one listens.

40

Satan is happy with your progress

23

there is always a wild side to an innocent face

71

This weather confuses my nipples.

27

you can shoot the messenger but you cant kill the question

29

the little things do matter.

54

What if there were no strangers?

41

Collective madness is called sanity.

24

Sleep is for the tired

6

I'm never satisfied it seems

7

I swear you
repost this

4

I've been thinking too much

7

Let me be your poem.

55

The longer I stay at home.

The more homeless looking I look.

66

When used to privileges, equality feels like discrimination.

47

Trying to describe what you feel is like taking a picture of the moon with the mobile....

65

Autumn paints
in colors
that summer
has never seen

53

Politicians, like diapers, should be changed often, and for the same reasons...

51

You can't control the people that walk into your life but you can show them the door to the way out.

12

To me you're sunshine.

To you I'm just a shadow in the night.

50

Choosing a place for a drink is taking a stand.

15

Let's meet, where the ocean touches the sky.

32

Weird things happen between ocean and motion

35

Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

109

NOTE TO SELF
you are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm

84

Release Your Inner Badass.

90

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

140

I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.

122

there will be snow on the hills of hell before i apologize!

13

I can't promise to fix all your problems,

but I can promise you won't face them all alone.

18

Whoever is connected in love, is never separated.

35

the burning sunset is almost as beautiful as you are.

19

its always
a different
sunset but
still the same
feeling •••

21

Life is an icecream enjoy it before it melts..

22

Don't waste words on people who deserve silence,

sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all.

32

Thinking is hard, that's why most people judge.

~ Carl Jung

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Don't Light Yourself On Fire Trying To Brighten Up Someone's Existence

11

In my dreams she is mine. In life she is but a dream.

23

The only lie i ever told you is that i liked you when i already knew i loved you.

29

The hardest thing in life is to learn which bridge to cross and which to burn

82

Some people are just like coins:
two faces
no value.

9

I'm sorry I don't take orders, I barely take suggestions.

70

Let's face it. Seeing a camel toe in leopard print tight at Walmart is probably the closest any of us will ever get to going on an African Safari...

52

A FLOWER DOES NOT THINK OF COMPETING WITH
THE FLOWER NEXT TO IT '

IT JUST BLOOMS.

26

Love may be magic, but magic is also an illusion.

15

Can't fuck with people who don't actually give a fuck about you or your feelings.
You'll end up breaking your own heart like that.

6

Even if I'm lost, I know my direction.

36

I'm an asshole. But at least I'm cute while I'm doing it.

53

The more you do the less akward it becomes

2

Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.

80

Sometimes
I have to take a nap in the afternoon. It is starting. Death is sending postcards.

90

Flying is the

art of throwing

yourself at the ground...

and missing.

64

We hear a lot from those who have nothing to say.

106

My goal in life is to piss off at least one person a day.

So far I'm about 12 years ahead of schedule

94

I am the world's worst perfectionist.

53

They tried to bury us

They didn't know we were seeds...

86

Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

178

Knowledge
of others is wisdom.

Knowledge
of yourself is enlightenment.

28

Bad luck is not knowing how lucky you really are.

34

Your current situation is not your final destination. That's difficult to believe sometimes.

103

One word of truth is worth more than a thousand words of polite chitchat

62

i pretend i'm satan's main bitch but i'm just someone who begged him to come over once

40

SOMETIMES YOU WIN, SOMETIMES YOU LEARN.

42

And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself ?

98

MOVE FAST,
TRAVEL SLOW.

59

You don't have to be the best to be the winner

53

Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose

93

If we were ment to stay in one place we'd have roots instead of feet.

21

If your gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty

13

I get it other planets,
I have no life either.

81

You never lose by loving. You lose by holding back.

31

SOME PEOPLE ARE ARTISTS

SOME THEMSELVES ARE ART

36

You look like all my dreams came true

103

How do you work with someone you really don't like?

I don't.

34

There's something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty.

109

listen carefully to what people don't say

162

I'm going to stand outside.
So if anyone asks,
I am outstanding.

43

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or talented or smart

um, I forgot where I was going with this

41

I learned to swim before I burned any bridges.

90

argue as if you
are right and
listen as if you
are wrong •••

77

Even if there was no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

117

If less is more
I prefer nothing

44

most people love sunsets

only because they're too sleepy to watch the sunrise

119

Love is saying
"I know you're a fucking psycho manic but I'm willing to work
with that."

58

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight, but lacking vision.

104

you decide whether you're alone or by yourself.

it's just two different places in your head for the same thing.

101

If you never fall, you will never learn to fly.

30

I'll probably be too lazy to haunt people after I die.

46

Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

107

Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have.

104

Why should I chase you when I'm the catch?

16

in a room full of art, i'd still stare at you.

37

Beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks.

133

Stay away from negative people.
They have a problem for every solution..

54

Being a bitch is my specialty just like being fake is yours.

26

when people tell me "i'm going to regret that in the morning"

i sleep till noon because i'm a problem solver.

42

be friend with stupid people

feel like a genious all the time

41

Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

333

One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.

Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

219

If you're not part of the solution,
you're part of the problem

27

saturday night:

it's time to
be a hero and rescue some wine trapped
in a bottle

46

if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem

44

i hate it when people try to make small talk on the lift, "nice weather", "how are you today", "where's your pants"

124

I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm someones double vodka!

108

Some days I get so tired of being my own best friend.

8

i can't believe you were the winning sperm

16

usb sticks
are like cats.

sometimes
they're gone for ages.

then suddenly
they turn up full of stuff you've never seen before.

14

You Sir,
are fluent in bullshit •

14

you're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you

11

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Let's go for a rum!

230

your existence proves natural selection is a failed theory

20

Daily routine:

wake up
be awesome
go back to sleep

88

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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