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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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I don't need much but many beers.

91

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

264

looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitchflakes this morning.

4

Can't get out of bed.

Send help....,
or waffles.

Just send waffles.

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"I wasn't THAT drunk...."

"Dude you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone".

7

BEING A SAD GIRL MAKES ME
BEING A BAD GIRL.

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How dumb is it that
we've created words we
aren't supposed to use...

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