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a virgin getting pregnant, l can believe. but three wise men?

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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i have bad news for anyone who's shaken my hand.

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if anyone l know would ever find my boldomatic l'd be screwed.

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The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again

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Judging by the smell, my neighbor is having diarrhea for dinner.

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