Posts Liked by ashyymichelle

i dont trust joggers.
they're always the ones that find the dead bodies.
just saying...

Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty

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i feel like i was destined to be a nerdy, introverted, comic book geek

....except god blessed me with an ass

I've rarely been in love...
But I remember its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Most googling i do on my mobile has only one reason:
to prove someone wrong

I'm sick and tired of trying to describe my life in 140 characters or less

Amsterdam reminds me a lot of the Tour de France. Doped up Cyclists everywhere.