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Posts Liked by b.alexis

My damn iPhone is broken.

I pressed the home button and I'm still at work...

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without coffee
-.-

with coffee
•.•

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I'm not ignoring your calls. I just enjoy my ringtone.

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I wish my life had background music
then I would know what the hell was going on

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Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing •

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"I have not failed! I simply discovered 1'000 ways that aren't the solution to my problem."

Thomas Edison

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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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Dear Noah,

we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'till 5.

Sincerly,
Unicorns

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