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by the age of 30, a woman should have an ex who she still thinks about and an ex who she is ashamed to remember.
she'll also need friend who will make her laugh, and a friend with whom she can cry.
as well as a set of screwdrivers and an electric drill.

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people keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments

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i dont think we get smarter as we get older... i think we mostly run out of new stupid shit to do

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if the universe didn't need you,
you wouldn't be there.

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yoga is a very dangerous activity.
one wrong move, and you're vegan.

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good girls are waiting for the prince.
smart girls saddle the horse themselves.
bad girls ride the prince.

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when a clown moves into a palace,
he doesn't become a king.
the palace becomes a circus.

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I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

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