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My first job was Babysitting. It prepared me for every job I had.

When bosses were cranky, I gave them food or something to drink. When they were sad, I patted them on the back & said everything was going to be better.

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The war on drugs brought in more drugs.
The war on terror created more terrorists.
Maybe next year we can have a war on money and jobs and see where it goes . . .

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I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

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Love isn't about having always butterflies. It's about feeling cared. It's about feeling safe. And it's about having a partner for life, not for night.

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Hockey is much better if you imagine the teams are fighting over the world's last Oreo.

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dad: *yells at tv*

me: you're yelling at them as if they can hear you.

dad: well, you're in love with channing tatum and he doesn't even know you exist.

me:

me: i hate you!

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I'm a second hand vegetarian!

Cow eats grass,
I eat cow.

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