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"You only live once?"
FALSE
You Live Everyday

You only DIE ONCE.

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People
who talk shit
will be reincarnated as toilet paper •

212

I get the impression that no one in this library wants to hear me sing.

53

My guardian angel spends most of his time sighing and saying
"Dude, don't drink that".

58

Not to brag, but i've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me...

with just the tip.

16

Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

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Whenever someone says, "You look familiar. Where have I seen you before?" I like to respond with, "Do you watch porn?"

10

dusty roads make dirty feet

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