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So drunk I just tried to plug my milk into the wall because it said 2%

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There is a company called Kia & a company called Nokia.
I'm not sure who to believe.

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I'll just bring my taser instead of a lantern.

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My father told me a story about myself as a child once. He said we were waiting in a group for a metro train to arrive at an underground platform, I was five years old at the time and my dad observed me closely monitoring a woman behaving drunkenly. He says he lost track of all of this while in conversation with another adult but I pulled on his sleeve, calling to him until he looked to where I was pointing. The drunk lady had wandered towards the tracks and was nearing the entrance of the tunnel. He said he wondered what would have happened, had I not alerted him.

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I'M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL

I'M ANTI-IDIOT

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Let's do something really scary!

We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts!

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How to get rich:

1. Steal a baby and return it to the police station for the reward.

2. Repeat 3-4 times a day.

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You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by her hands.

For example, if she's holding a gun, shes probably angry.

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