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Posts Liked by cindysm180

If you walk like a duck and you talk like a duck you're drunk. Ducks don't talk.

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i won't rest until i have bitched about everything.

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You don't need a cape to be a hero.

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Yeah, I tried to order a burrito at the ATM. So what?

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I just don't have the energy to shit butterflies and piss rainbows today.

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Ever tried to fart and pee at the same time?

Try hating and being happy!

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Summer is here. I'm so excited. I wet my plants.

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Seeing a cockroach on your bed isn't the problem, the real problem would be if it disappeared. . . .

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