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Life itself is a universally fatal sexually transmitted disease.
It doesn't get any better than this.

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Looks like it's going to be another exhausting day of judging people and pretending to listen.

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When you get angry, take a deep breath and count to ten.

When you get to eight, throw a punch.

No one ever expects that.

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There are no rules. Failure is not as bad as it seems. Go do that crazy thing.

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90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

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what a world this would be if everybody were bold enough to be doing what they were all busy just saying
.......not jus' sayin'

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I wish that I had my shit together as much as people who can prepare their lunch the-day-before...

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And maybe the universe is just an old lady in a callcenter.

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