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Mit der Jogginghose bin ich ungefähr so oft gejoggt, wie ich mit der Küchenrolle durch die Küche gerollt bin.

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Mit der Jogginghose bin ich ungefähr so oft gejoggt, wie ich mit der Küchenrolle durch die Küche gerollt bin.

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I hate when cashiers ask: "Will that be it for you?"

Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit, too.

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I didn't make it to the gym today.

That makes 5 years in a row.

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Of course I talk to myself.

Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a gap of information.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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