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Posts Liked by dont-be-abitch

We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

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i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

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I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

185

14,000 people are having sex right now.

25,000 are kissing.

50,000 are hugging.

And you... well you're reading this post.

104

Hey, what's the Wi-Fi password?

Idiot, we're at a funeral!

All in one Word?

218

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

196

I used to be the kind of guy mums like.

Somehow I've ended up being the kind of guy that likes mums.

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some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place.

some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.

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