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My egg nog koi pond looks beautiful, especially with all the fish resting on the surface oh my God what have I done?

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I was at Walmart earlier today.
A woman's pants said yoga but her ass said McDonald's.

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so, my eldest brother just informed me after the age of 40 it's no longer called masturbation. it's called a system check.

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What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, You Tube, Vine, and maybe medical records.

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Postphoning

When you need to make a call, but you're not making it yet.

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Just think, pretty soon we'll have self-driving cars to masturbate in.

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