Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords

Posts Liked by efrem

For $7 I will go to the funeral of someone you hate and start a slow clap.

24

Time stretches and squeezes.
Stars realign.
The universe conspires,
manoeuvres, orchestrates.

And here you are, thinking people meet by coincidence.

25

Time stretches and squeezes.
Stars realign.
The universe conspires,
manoeuvres, orchestrates.

And here you are, thinking people meet by coincidence.

26

There's rules, and then there's common sense.

6

Our entire existence, everything that happensto us is all part of a bigger game, one we just can't explain yet. There are no coincidences, just random events that connect once you know how this whole game works.

6

Frequently: seeing is believing;

but almost as often: believing is seeing.

7

The realm of the unknown is the homeland of adventure.

33

Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff.

31

Every time you get dressed remember: if you die, this will be your ghost outfit forever.

13

Fun fact:

Every picture of you is of a younger you.

12

The first person to be sarcastic must've really had it hard explaining it to everyone...

12

Fun Fact:

Your parents didn't know how to raise a child either. They winged it just like everyone else and hoped for the best.

13

All beliefs are borrowed

21

You don't truly know a person until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in the vending machine

86

"A lie has to be tended, watched, and guarded;

a truth, you send out on its own."

--Rick Riley

11

sleep won't do shit if your soul is tired •

7

We're just suicidal kids telling other suicidal kids that suicide isn't the answer..

38

"I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you're safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid."

--Tyrion Lannister

9

Don't ask me what's wrong. Just put your arms around me and tell me you're here

9

Experience is the hardest kind of teacher.
It gives you the test first and the lesson after.

11

Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.

9

If you can't blind them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

3

worrying is like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain ..

5

"The problem...is that they think they have the answer before they've lived the questions."

--Chris Easterly

4

I've never met a strong person with an easy past.

4

I'm sorry -- that came out of my mouth sooo much worse than it sounded in my head.

4

To a person whose only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

5

Beware the half-truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.

4

In the end you will see who is fake, who is true, and who would risk it all for you.

6

"A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for."

--John Shedd

5

I bet if I had done to you what you did to me you'd feel quite a bit differently.

5

i like it when you smile, but i love it when I'm the reason.

25

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

--Nelson DeMille

6

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order Sign,' just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry For The Convenience.' --Mitch Hedberg

6

When you're happy, you hear the music.

When you're sad, you hear the lyrics.

7

Tell the truth and it becomes part of your past. Lie and it becomes part of your future.

6

ProTip:
In the long run, remedying your bad character beforehand is usually a lot less work than trying to conceal it afterwards.

7

Fate decides who you meet in life, Your heart decides who you want in your life,
Your behavior decides who will stay in your life.

8

The best feeling is when someone new comes along and appreciates everything about you,
that someone else took for granted

7

Enjoy the little things in life. One day you will look back and realize they were the big things.

7

There are a Million Way's To Say " I Love You"

"Put Your Seatbelt on"
" Watch Your Step"
" Get Some Rest"

You Just Have To Listen

7

Train your people to do the job the way you expect it to be done, then -- for crying out loud -- get the hell out of their way and let them do it!

7

Why would you expect to put the squeeze on a scumbag and get anything out of them other than scum?

7

Maybe you giving up
on me could be
the best thing that's
ever happened to me.

7

While it's usually true that the squeaky wheel gets the grease, sometimes it's the loudest mosquito who gets swatted first.

7

Just because you have a reason

doesn't mean you have an excuse.

7

There's something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty.

7

Give your hardest job to your laziest employee and they'll figure out the easiest way to do it.

8

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

--old military and emergency services saying

12

If you're not losing at least some of the time

you're not challenging yourself enough.

9

Even dogs are smart enough to know: if you don't want to get bitten back, don't bite.

9

"Character" is doing the right thing even though you know no one is looking.

9

Don't pay too much attention to your critics. Remember: at a sporting event, the crowd is making all the noise while the players are doing all the work.

10

if you aren't capable of scrutinizing and questioning your own choices and actions, someone else will do it for you

10

Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an ass you are.
It doesn't mean you are no longer an ass.

12

Blowing out someone else's candle won't make yours glow any brighter.

17

Don't try to pretend you're some kind of helpless victim to circumstances you brought on yourself.

13

If you go through life thinking everything stinks wherever you go, you should probably check your own diaper.

14

"The problem with constantly throwing rocks at someone is that, eventually, they have a big pile of rocks."

--Pat

18

You never know how strong you are until you forgive someone who isn't sorry and accept the apology you'll never receive

4

Sometimes what you are looking for comes, when you are not looking at all

5

Don't worry about the people who hurt or hate you, worry about the people who love you, because that is where your happiness is.

12

How beautiful it is to find someone who asks for nothing but your company

10

Your best teacher is your last mistake

10

When a toxic person can no longer control you, they will try to control how others see you. This misinformation will feel unfair, but stay above it it, trusting that other people will eventually see the truth, just like you did.

11

Every betrayal begins with trust

9

Destiny is when you find something you were never looking for and then realize that you never wanted anything else'

11

Healing doesn't mean the damage never existed. It means the damage no longer controls your life.

11

Don't ruin other people's happiness just because you can't find your own

13

Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an ass you are.
It doesn't mean you are no longer an ass.

16

The way you speak to your child becomes their inner voice.

20

Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost.

54

A friend who understands your tears is more valuable than a friend who only knows your smile.

9

Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them.

8

Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole.
After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.

8

You don't Inspire others by being perfect. You inspire them by how you deal with your imperfections.

3

Learn to love without condition.
Talk without bad intention.
Give without any reason.
And most of all,
care for people without any expectation.

4

Art is how we decorate space.
Music is how we decorate silence.

35

When you get angry, take a deep breath and count to 10,
throw a punch at 8.
Nobody expects that.

13

the nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does

97

Invite me to the hidden chambers.
Show me the light behind your eyes.

72

You're "sorry", and I watch porn for story lines.

67

Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost.

99

It's not a fight and it's not a struggle. It's a mantra, a decision that you repeat over and over. To be better than you were, kinder than you feel, and to love, even when you feel nothing loves you back.

134

It wasn't perfect,
it didn't make sense,
but that was the
beauty of it.

118

Confidence is the present tense of hope.

104

Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist.

132

You better hope that Santa doesn't see your browser history

98

it's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

34

If you can take her from me,
You can have her,
You've earned her.

35

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

185

Life will hurt you. Death won't. So why is death the one we fear the most?
Because there is one thing we fear more than death; To lose the one you love the most. Death parts us.

16

Maybe when we die, the first thing we'll say is:

"I know this feeling. I was here before."

67

When I die, I want my tombstone to read:

"Well, I tried. "

38

motivation seems to be rare unless you are not involved.

54

We're all unfinished puzzles

arguing over the missing pieces

80

Life is too ironic to fully understand.
It takes sadness to know what happiness is. Noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.

147

Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

135

I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

188

I fail in love too easily

127

The more your mind is confused, the more you should listen to your heart.

173

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

88

I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

143

loving someone who doesn't love you is like watching a star you know you can't reach.

but you need to keep on trying, cause stars can fall, right?

152

Some people are like dark clouds, when they disappear, suddenly it's a sunny day.

15

No single drop of water feels responsible for the flood.

34

RAIN FALL'S BECAUSE THE CLOUDS CAN NO LONGER CARRY THE WEIGHT,
TEARS FALL BECAUSE THE HEART CAN NO LONGER HANDLE THE PAIN x

23

We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

92

It takes just a little bit of you to make a lot of me

91

People always will judge you and everytime they do, punch them in the face with your unconcerned smile.

105

I call my wallet a nonprofit organization.

107

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

111

I want to write a book that goes down like a shot of flaming absinthe.

98

DIFFICULT ROADS
OFTEN LEAD
TO BEAUTIFUL
DESTINATIONS

213

Be careful who you make memories with, those things can last forever.

235

apparently, jokingly opening my legs open when the dentist says open wide is frowned upon in this establishment.

107

Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

197

I draw a line across your back to connect memories. Building bridges between the pain, the joy and the forgotten revelations. Sculpting future dreams from past feelings that were not mine to feel.
You're welcome.

84

walk with me on the shady side of life

102

I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.

156

Kiss me like your ex is watching

211

Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

198

I saw myself in you.

You were everything I wanted to be.

145

Here's to the nights that turned into mornings with the friends that turned into family.
Cheers to you.

196

If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, 'haven't decided yet.'

247

today has been nothing that tomorrow can't cure

117

I like mysteries so I decided to become one.

137

a friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence

168

i want to fuck you so bad right now.

damn autocorrect..

i meant hey.

175

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer

85

You are only as good as the people you hire

77

Light is easy to love.

Show me your darkness.

175

Did you know, that 3-4 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.

143

What lies behind us,
what lies before us,
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

142

Maybe when we die, the first thing we'll say is:

"I know this feeling. I was here before."

135

If you walk like a duck and you talk like a duck you're drunk. Ducks don't talk.

157

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache & cry yourself to sleep like a grownup.

47

When you get to a certain age you're sneaking a glance at her ring finger,
not her boobs.

39

One day, someone is going to hold you so tight,
that all of your broken pieces fit back together.

69

Just because
I find you attractive doesn't mean I like you. You're appealing to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It is not that deep.

62

If you cry loudly enough, your boss will usually let you go home.

33

getting no message is also a message...

258

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

265

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

196

the truth carries a weight that no lie can counterfeit

4

the truth carries a weight that no lie can counterfeit

2

I cant be made new
and still stay the same.

1

When ego is lost, limit is lost. You become infinite, kind, beautiful.

1

I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

4

If you are always normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.

~ Maya Angelou

5

my back is not a voicemail say it to my face

232

Sometimes you have to find the good in goodbye.

369

It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

279

Some talk to you in their free time
&
some free time to talk to you

270

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

189

Noticing how beautiful the city lights are at night while getting chased by the cops.

187

goodnight, you said;
goodbye, i said.
and you never
thought twice
about
it.

149

Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

345

I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

245

If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

292

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

226

It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

181

may the bridges I burn light the way

205

Better grab my dumbrella.

It's really stupid out there today.

294

i hate it when people try to make small talk on the lift, "nice weather", "how are you today", "where's your pants"

124

I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

205

i will tell you my sins

and you can sharpen your knife

132

how age cripples you with wisdom

77

We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

212

If we all pretend tomorrow is Sunday we might just get away with it.

172

Remember the days we didn't walk around with 5000 photos in our pockets?

162

STARBUCKS NEEDS A SEPARATE LINE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

146

You shouldn't just read everything you believe.

135

If you think you can make anything idiot proof, then you're the idiot.

153

Sometimes you have to destroy something to create something new.

229

It's not a walk of shame if you leave with a moonwalk.

191

One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.

Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

219

it's all
i let
come between us

104

YOUR WORDS WILL LEAVE AN IMPRINT OF MEMORIES WHICH STORY'S YET BE TOLD

119

People keep asking me "how's it going" like I have any idea what's going on at any point.

184

I fear the people who can bite ice cream.

243

Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

333

Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.

202

As you move outside of your comfort zone, what was once the unknown and frightening becomes your new normal.

193

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

324

Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.

191

I almost had an "I need a guy moment" but then I was able to get the vodka open.

234

Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

131

A piece of my heart breaks whenever your eyes skip over me.

By the time you leave, my heart'll be nothing more than broken shards.

138

Inspiration eventually comes to creation.

124

At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize,
I could never live with that asshole.

73

Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

58

If your heart still hurts, it means you still care.

72

I think
you're suffering from a
lack of vitamin me.

63

Get a condom for your heart; I'm about to fuck your feelings.

103

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

106

At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.

118

If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

98

Life is *beautiful.

*Terms & Conditions Apply.

12

The best thing about being a porn actress is that you can be rude at a restaurant and there's really nothing the staff can put in your food for revenge.

21

Everyone you will ever meet

knows something you don't!

~ Bill Nye

10

me:
i'm finaly happy

life:
lol, wait a secound...

36

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.

31

die with memories,
not dreams.

329

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

812

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

534

she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

332

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

478

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

222

I dont have exes, I have Y's. Y the fuck did I date you?

180

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

396

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

523

The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

409

I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

398

I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

458

Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

320

I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

389

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

427

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

363

Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

222

Kiss me like your ex is watching

256

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

206

Trust your heart, it beat before you were able to think!

230

People don't want to hear about your diet.

Just eat your lettuce, and be sad.

196

The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

261

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

250

there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

250

Worry is just meditating on bullshit

205

In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

182

and there were always those nights where she preferred the rain over people. because the rain would remind her of how she should feel and people would remind her of the things she always wanted to forget.

141

What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

199

Being a barista is tough. you have to deal with everyone before they've had their morning coffee.

116

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

233

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

215

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

328

Love is a language spoken by everybody but understood only by the heart.

158

what if the best is yet to come and this was only the first part of the run...

161

tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

201

I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

238

A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

321

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

333

Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

289

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

289

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

211

( ' } { ' )

154

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once, because you never really left.

289

Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

244

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

296

FRENCH PEOPLE ARE SO HARDCORE THEY EAT "PAIN" FOR BREAKFAST.

190

It's not easy being psychic, but I already knew that.

101

goosebumps.

when the soul comes too close to the skin, trying to burst free into the world, either in ecstasy or in fear

148

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

193

I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive:

"Hi".

159

That moment between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

234

Karma means i can rest easy at night knowing all the people i treated badly today had it pretty much coming.

176

show more

About Help Contact Copyright Privacy Terms