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Posts Liked by Ejaculator

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

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My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

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I would challenge my ex to the cement block challenge

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You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

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I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

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