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Posts Liked by electryma

My head says
"WHO CARES"
and my heart replies
"YOU DO STUPID"

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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch.

9

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

289

God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth

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It isn't that I'm not a people person,

I'm not a stupid people person

21

I regret some of the things I said last night......

I came up with way better insults this morning

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A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

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the inside of my mind is far more interesting if we remain anonymous

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