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Me: You look nice today.

Wife: Was I ugly
yesterday?!

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Reasons to marry me:
We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 69 times a week and buy to many pets and build pillow forts

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Appreciate the little things

Hug a midget

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I'm actually not funny, I'm just really rude and people think I'm joking

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Normally I would blame it on the alcohol

But last night I was just an asshole

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Greater than my modesty is only my penis.

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To walk the straight and narrow we can't think crooked.

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Ett gott samvet beror oftast på ett dåligt minne

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