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i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

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What do I do when I see someone really sexy?

I smile, give a wink, and then I put the mirror down.

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Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

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Fun thing to do: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying: "Sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.

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Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?

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Normal teenagers: "I love getting drunk, smoking, and having sex!"

Me: "Sometimes when I'm feeling brave I sleep without my nightlight."

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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mom, she gave birth to a legend.
High five mom.

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Cigarettes are like squirrels.

They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth an light it on fire.

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