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It's okay. I understand. She's skinnier. She's funnier. She's prettier. Don't worry. I wouldn't choose me either.

5

There comes a point when too much makeup makes you look ugly!

7

Saying the same thing at the same time as someone else...

coincidence
or mindreaders

15

Rereading a text message 5 times and still not knowing how to reply.

15

Definition of "I'll think about it":
I'll completely forget about it until you bring it up again.

12

a person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.

~ albert einstein

24

The awkward moment when the most annoying person is complaining about someone being annoying.

24

One of the highest goals in life is to have a Psychiatric disorder named after you.

32

Warning:

Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday.

18

Perhaps
'Fuck Off'
might be too
kind •

18

2004: Fear that people on the internet find me in real life.

2013: Fear that real life people find me on the internet.

24

We're
all in the
same game,
just different level..
dealing with the same hell, just different devils •

32

My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes..
I said, "I don't have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?"

19

Be happy for no reason, like a child.
If you are happy for a reason, you are in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.

32

I am constantly making the decision between being a good person or being a sarcastic asshole.

27

Mom: "Why is everything on the floor?!"

Me: "Gravity, mom."

24

HERE'S TO THE GIRLS who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather wear sweatpants instead of skinny jeans. Who don't get all the guys. Who aren't "popular" but feel like it, when they're with friends. Here's to the girls LIKE ME!

38

Me after every conversation: Why the f*ck did I say that.

20

Sometimes
you have to get
to know someone
really well to realize
you're really strangers •

25

Don't waste your time trying to get people to love you..
spend your time with those who already do •

34

Me: I wanna look good today.
Body: No.
Hair: Nope.
Face: Nice try.

85

Sometimes we put up walls. Not to keep peope out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down.

49

fuck stress.

relax.

18

- "truth or dare"
- "truth"
- "What's your
credit card
number?"

22

We are only limited by our own imagination -

and money.
and talent.
and genetics.
and time.
and other people.

let's go for it!

26

If you don't know something,
ask Google.

If Google don't know the answer, you are really fucked up.

21

1 cup, 2 cups, 3 cups, 4 cups... first eye opened ... monday the coffee isn't strong enough.

12

maybe you just have to live for the small things, like being called pretty or someone picking up the pen you dropped or laughing so hard that your stomach hurts. maybe thats all that really matters at the end of the day.

39

shit happens I mean... just look at your face.

53

everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

33

lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

54

To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

78

Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

180

if she had 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing?
her clothes.

62

90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

105

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

227

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

120

life is simple

people are complicated

136

the truth only hurts when it should.

72

What if we are all particles on a grilled cheese sandwich?

31

How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

125

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

181

Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

178

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

Never forget 3 types of people in your life: Who helped you in your difficult time. Who left you in your difficult times. Who put you in difficult times.

4

call me old fashioned, but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.

58

Don't raise your voice..
improve your argument •

22

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.

24

You can kill the dreamer but you can't kill the dream.

69

there are people still breathing because i can't afford a hitman..

21

unchainsaw my heart

34

there are people still breathing because i can't afford a hitman..

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