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8yo: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff.
Me: Like what?
8yo: Like if we don't pick up our rooms a portal will open and take us to another dimension .
Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother.
8yo: What older brother?
Me: EXACTLY!

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If you're
looking
for a sign,
this is it!

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"I'M NOT HELPING YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD, NO. NOT EVEN IF YOU TRY TO BRIBE ME WITH COOKIES."

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My child asked why, when lightning strikes a corn field, it is not full of popcorn.

I don't know either. . .

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To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas. . .

They're due back at the Library next Friday. . .

Thanks :)

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"THIS IS MY LIFE NOW, I HAVE CLIMED THIS HILL AND I WILL DIE UPON IT."

"SHUT UP. WE'VE ONLY BEEN HIKING FOR TWENTY MINUTES."

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I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I'M FINANCIALLY ABLE TO AFFORD WHO I REALLY AM !

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I said to myself, "Self"
( and i knew it was me, cause i recognized my voice, and i was wearing my
underwear )
"Today is going to be a good day !"

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