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Only very fit and healthy people have midnight snacks
It takes a great deal of physical and mental effort to get out of bed at such late hours

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BROTHER: hey dad, I got a girlfriend!
DAD: Good job son

SISTER: hey daddy, I got a boyfriend!
DAD: *loads shotgun*

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when you're too ill to annoy your friends in person so you annoy them by text

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When all of the stars have faded away, just try not to worry, you'll see them some day.

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I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

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WHEN I'M BORED AND ALONE I OFTEN THINK TO MYSELF:
"WHAT WOULD ABE DO RIGHT NOW?"

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if i had 1$ for everytime i got called beautiful i'd have 1$

thanks mom

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Everytime I walk into a gaybar I hear my Mom's words :

Abe, don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been!

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