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I'd burn to death a million times if it meant you'd be safe...

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I'm sure half the people I know would be dead if murder was legal...

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The only reason that there's an overpopulation problem is because it's illegal to execute people who are too stupid to live anymore.

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*fires gun*
Oooooh that felt like anger!

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Don't mistake
my silence for weakness...
Nobody plots a murder out loud.

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"My arm hurts."
"C'mere 'til I punch the other one so the pain evens out."

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Me-"How many children can I eat before it's illegal?"

Sister (11)- "I think you can eat seven children under three years of age, and then you can only eat the fingers of those above that age."

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Shout out to everyone who has seriously looked up whether it was legal to marry food

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