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mum: why are you so bitchy?

me: dick deprivation.

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keith: where are you going?

me: out with kara and sabastian.

keith: what if declan gets bored, or i need somthing?

me: mum is five minutes down the road.

keith: what if i'm dead when you get home?

me: then i'll know to call the dallas county morgue.

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admit it when it comes to leadership skills only a few can surpass me.

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the everyday struggle...

[ ] be a dick.

[ ] don't be a dick.

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I'll take your staring at me as a compliment.

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i try not to laugh at my own jokes. but we all know i'm fucking hilarious!

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i'm not short! i'm the package good things come in.

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