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This week, 90% of all calls and texts are men contacting women in their past to say, "Are we cool?"

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Trump is very relieved to be back in America, where he understands what the protestors are saying.

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I no longer think Trump conspired with Russia to win the election, because he would have bragged about it to a barista by now.

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RUSSIA
FLYNN
COMEY
ILLEGAL
IMPEACHMENT

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If I were in prison, I wouldn’t ruin my spoon trying to tunnel out, because going without morning yogurt is its own prison.

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The year is 2052, President Cooterpie has declared war on That Island of Plastic Garbage in the Pacific, and the Stones are still touring.

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IT'S REALLY COOL TO LIVE IN AMERICA AT THIS POINT IN HISTORY BECAUSE IT'S LIKE THE COLLAPSE OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE BUT WITH WIFI.

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Most of the water cooler talk at my office is millennials standing around the water cooler, saying what is this thing?

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