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Posts Liked by GemmaGeronimo

my "i hate you" face must look very similar to my "tell me more" face.
i'll have to work on that.

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Faster than the speed of light is when you can take a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

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I HATE EVERYONE

... and pants

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C'est la fucking vie.

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Umso gemütlicher Du im Bett liegst,

desto dringender musst Du pinkeln.

~ Konfuzius

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bei mir sieht joggen eher so aus wie sterben mit anlauf.

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Why do people say "nice to meet you" before i've even said anything? How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an a$$hole.

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Weekend.

Don't forget to change your attitude from
"I hate my job" to "I hate my life".

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