Posts Liked by Imre

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

I don't care if I'm single on Valentine's day, cause it's friday, bitches!

When shit happens, assholes cant wait to advertise it.

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A perfectly useable set of 24 hours wasted on total and utter bullshit.. Oh how I love sundays!

No officer I'm not a chronic speeder... I'm just always late! ;)

Fear cannot hurt you.
When it washes over you give it no power.
its a snake with no venom.