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i would like to change the world too ; but there's not a diaper big enough to do the job .

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I'm renaming Wine Wednesday. It's now Wine Wuesday. Simply because it's Tuesday, and I can't wait for Wednesday.

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Thinking is hard, that's why most people judge.

~ Carl Jung

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I don't need you to make grand gestures of forever, or to vow you'll never leave.

Just promise to make me laugh and feel loved for the time you choose to stay.

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after the game , the king and pawn go into the same box .

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There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything

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My lesbian neighbors asked me what i want for my birthday.

They gave me a Rolex.

I think they. misunderstood
when i said
"I wanna watch "

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Have you ever noticed that the dishes and radio telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointing away from Earth?

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