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That moment between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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My gf told me: “Sex is better on holiday”. That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.

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my therapist is crying.

maybe it was a little too much for him...

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Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car saying: " I know what you did"

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YESTERDAY
I REALLY WANTED A BURRITO.
TODAY I AM EATING A BURRITO.
FOLLOW YOUR FUCKING DREAMS.

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If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes.

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