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I swear my nipples are superpowered. They can fight through wads of tissue, a bra, a vest, and then my blouse to make a nice awkward situation in the workplace.

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NO MISS YOU CAN NOT PUT A BLOW JOB DOWN FOR YOUR PAST EXPERIENCE!!!!

really lady what are you thinking!

Guess what? five mins. later he yelsl out her name saying great interview, you're hired!!!

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7 BILLION PEOPLE, 14 BILLION FACES.

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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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roses are red, mud is brown. windows up, pedal down.

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to every spider i have killed, i'm sorry...

sorry that you're bitch asses came into my house uninvited.

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so, i just explained to my 5 year old nephew that asking the neighbor's blind daughter to play hide and go seek is inappropriate.

FML

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Floors are perfect for sleeping.

They understand the need for rest when you've walked for centuries.

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