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I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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I have a boyfriend.
Oh wait no,
no that's a fridge.
I have a fridge.

34

I was trying to make sense of it all...
and ended up with a burger.

29

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions..
sometimes the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of wine in the fridge •

30

Did you know you can refine your search to a specific language or date?

34

Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away

14

I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

156

Sad story: my favorite Italian chef died. In other words, he pasta way.

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