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EMBARRASSING MOMENT;

I'm at a wedding, from a distance ,I see someone waving, don't recognize them, but out of politeness, I wave back ( after all, I could be senile, and not know it), as it turns out, yeah, you got it, the person was waving to a person sitting right behind me.
I know that I'm not the only one, come on, fess up, it's happened to you too!
Hey, no harm, no foul! :)

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Fri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Pi(forever)zza

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I'm not
afraid of heights.
I just don't like
clouds.

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

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you
+me
+nutella
-you
----------------
= happiness

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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

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WANTED:

GUY WHO RUINS LIPSTICK,
NOT MASCARA

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I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.

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