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Posts Liked by josephinebiebs

I'm gonna ignore you so hard you'll start to doubt your own existance.

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Of course I talk to myself...

Sometimes I need expert advice

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Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

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If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

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i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

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People complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties.

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A perfectly useable set of 24 hours wasted on total and utter bullshit.. Oh how I love sundays!

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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

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