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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again.

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I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

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I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

I'm also deaf in one ear.

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whenever you feel getting pulled into other people's nonsense, repeat these words :

Not my circus.
Not my monkeys.

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You speak like something
I wrote when
I was drunk.

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Real women don't chase men.
They set traps.

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I think people need borders and nations only to have reasons for intolerance and arrogance towards other people.

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My gf told me: “Sex is better on holiday”. That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.

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