Posts Liked by Lyckliga

I'm not always horny, it's you who is always so fucking sexy

The hardest part about beginning a new relationship is learning to fart quietly again...

Sad story: my favorite Italian chef died. In other words, he pasta way.

I myself am entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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