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I just want to be the reason you lower your standards.

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If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

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People say that drinking milk makes you stronger.

Drink 5 glasses of milk and try to move a wall.
Can´t?

Now drink 5 glasses of wine. The wall moves all by itself!

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I'll tell you why I came home half drunk last night.... I ran out of money.

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I found your nose.

Its in my business again.

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Don't call women "whores".
That could be somebody's mother.

Besides, whores have feelings too....just ask your mom.

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A Blind Man walks into a
bar.
And a table.
And a chair.

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Never interrupt a woman when she is silent.

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