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IN WEED WE TRUST

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2014 is almost over.

- lost no weight

- learned nothing

- saved no money

- still ugly

12

Opinions really are
like assholes.
Everyone has one, and I want to see yours.

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Laut Bibel ist Homosexualität eine Sünde. Hab' vergessen, wo es steht. Irgendwo zwischen der redenden Schlange und der schwangeren Jungfrau.

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When you are stalking your ex`s insta and accidentally like one of his pics from 2 years ago and you gotta deactivate your account and start a new life in china.

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If you're an astronaut, and you don't end every relationship by saying

"Look, I just need more space"

than you're wasting everyone's time.

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to the guy who stole my bike:

It's a bright and sunny day, so I hope you enjoy a nice ride. You may fall off my bike and smash your face hard on the concrete before your unconscious body gets gang-raped by some crack junkies.
Sincerely, Karma

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in dubio prosecco subito

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