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Posts Liked by mamaroach

I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

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If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

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Better grab my dumbrella.

It's really stupid out there today.

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i don't like to think before i speak...

i like to be as surprised as everyone else what falls out of my mouth.

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NEVER LIE TO SOMEONE WHO TRUSTS YOU

NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO LIES TO YOU

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I like those friend's that you don't have to talk to every day,
But you're still friend's even if you go week's without talking ;-)

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You two are the most fucked up people I've ever met and I deal with fucked up people for a living.

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In which language would you prefer I tell you how much I do not give a shit?

I have my translator app open, fire away.

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