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whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".

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Whenever someone says, "You look familiar. Where have I seen you before?" I like to respond with, "Do you watch porn?"

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things I haven't learnt in school

how to
- pay bills
- buy a house
- apply for college

but thank jesus I can graph a polynomial function

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You lost her. And now she lights up the night-time sky with her new lover because he recognized her as the moon. And you envy him. She could have been your moon, but you were too busy chasing the dimly lit stars.

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hello? mental hospital, i would like to reserve a family suite.

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You know it's cold out when you fall down and dent the ground with your nipples.

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You know it's cold out when you fall down and dent the ground with your nipples.

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i think therefore

i don't have much in common with a lot of people

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