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Posts Liked by maqnius

friend: what you doing?

me: i'm breathing to stay alive how about you?

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manchmal rufe ich im Meeting einfach "das bringt mich auf eine Idee!", stürme aus dem Raum, fahre nach Hause und lege mich ins Bett

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I am a writer, anything you say or do may be used in a story.

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I am not Adele.

So I'm never going to say "I wish nothing but the best for you."

Die, bitch.

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Have you ever noticed that the dishes and radio telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointing away from Earth?

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Someone might as well dress me as a donkey and attach a carrot on a long stick to my head and call it a boyfriend.

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Ich schreibe meinen Lebenslauf und bin nun bei jener Szene angelangt, als ich im Kindergarten den Pompon des einen Tiger-Hausschuhs verlor.

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just saw a guy at starbucks.
no iphone, no tablet, no laptop.

he just sat there drinking coffee.

fucking psychopath.

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