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gf: If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.

me: So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?

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Hey, kennst du die App wo man Bilder schöner machen kann?

- Glaub mir das hilft nicht.

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sleep. i'm doing it wrong.

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what you eat today hurts tomorrow

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finally friday.

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Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

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get it

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if nothing goes right, go left.

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